Radar can be a real meanie
usually acts just like a weenie
thinks he knows more
but is really a bore
my opinion of him is quite teeny.

Though some think Radar's mean
or rude, obnoxious, and obscene
they are just getting mad
'cause the ideas that he's had
are better than any they've scene

Not content to be boring as hell
Radar likes to show he can't spell
That "scene" should be "seen"
if you know what I mean
does spelling class ring any bell?

Good one, LJ. :D

Lady is trying to gripe
about a slip of my finger in type
but she only proves that
when she's up to bat
she's got nothing to offer but hype

Poor Lady should get lots of pity
'cause her poems are far less than witty
perhaps if she tries
She'll still win the prize
for those whose poems are shitty

Radar will, one of these days see
That everyone thinks that he's crazy
but his limericks are great
though, I'm sure we'd be mates
as i skip his long posts cuz I'm lazy

A computer geek name a stevedallas
named a part of his anatomy "Alice"
it wasn't his knuckle,
and you might just chuckle
if I told you that it was his phallus

This is as fun as can be
cause radar just doesn't see
he started this crap
and made such a flap
taking it personally--unlike me.

Lady should try to abstain
From working her poor little brain
I feel some concern
That her noodle might burn
For her thought is too tough to maintain

Notice I’m writing these poems very quick
It’s not really that hard of a trick
My brain just works very fast
Feel free to compare and contrast
With Lady who isn’t too slick

I'm sure Lady knows this is all jest
But still I'd like to make a request
that she search far and wide
for someone to confide
that she knows Radar is the best. :)

He may be the best at annoying,
irking and flaming and toying,
but when it comes to the facts
about whom he attacks
he has no idea where he's going.


:p

I can take it... and you still didn't fix the rhythm on the one about stacyv! :cool:

yeah, it's clunky, steve.....i tried all day to make it work....how 'bout a little help?

My facts are unbiased and true
Aimed in the right direction too
A few unemployed
May feel somewhat annoyed
'cause I know far more than they do

I suppose I could be much more kind
To those who I've left far behind
But what fun would that be
I'd much rather see
Them so upset that I am maligned.

Don't worry my message board friends
There's no need at all for amends
It's all been in fun
I'll not be outdone
'less I'm so old I'm wearing "depends"

I'm no good at this stuff... I'm an armchair critic! Radar seems to have the fount of inspiration.

a young trollop named staceyV
laid her heart out for dwellars to see
hoping we'd sympathize
instead she was crucified
we spit on her soul, don't you see

MY version:
i came to the cellar to see
if a kind hearted soul could help me.
i got some advise and some people weren't nice,
but of spit on my soul, i am free.

twas my husband who was doused in phlegm,
and that's why you won't see him again,
but i'll stick around , though to hell i'll be bound,
and i know when to shut up, the end.