Spencer, can you say "Daddy's out of control"?

:beer:
I just said the same thing...

Jinx, check the medicine bottles. I think he's switching them out with Tic Tacs again.

All these machinations I go through just to make you fuckers laugh, you'd think I'd get a little respect. oh, well, I'll just assume that you all laughed, but don;t want to let on.....
;)

machination

\Mach`i*na"tion\, n. [L. machinatio: cf. F. machination.] 1. The act of machinating. --Shak.

2. That which is devised; a device; a hostile or treacherous scheme; an artful design or plot.

Devilish machinations come to naught. --Milton.

His ingenious machinations had failed. --Macaulay.

It would seem Macaulay knew something

yup, that's me: artful.

or maybe....shitful.

shitful
\shit` full\ , adj. 1. full of shit. 2. to make things up to suit your cause or point. 3. to be like lumberjim.

shit/ a. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
b. A mean or contemptible person
I didn't see any point looking up full.:D

He must keep all his good drugs at work. Either that or they left the cars in the showroom running again....