High Heel Mash
 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
I've seen that luberjim, it made me cringe and reach for my own tackle. Some people have some strange ways of gettin off.

Man, I'm still laughing quietly to myself just thinking about that mov.

I read a similar story about ninjas. Before a battle they would physically push their nuts up and bind them in place with a cloth jock-strap.
Being a 'seeing is believing' type of guy I can attest this is feasible, albeit uncomfortable.

I have studied some Chinese martial arts, once upon a time.

For the record, I cannot perform this particular act. I was taught to NOT let that happen in the first place. However, it is also true that the masters can shrug off unbelieveable amounts of pain as though it were a mosquito bite.

I forget what they call the "Iron Body" training, but it is real. I studied the "chi sao" or "sticky hands" technique. Works fairly well considering I haven't practiced in years. This seems to be a demonstration of that Iron Body thing.

Note, I will remember what the term is as soon as I hit Submit. I will edit it in if that happens.

Brian

edit: Yep. the Iron body is called "Chi Kung". Or was it Chi Gung? Something like that. :rolleyes:

Chi Gung, or Chi Kung depending on your regional dialect.

Charades
 

"...and then Ralph Maccio was like, hiiiyaaaaahhhh!"

Do you think this picture will work against this guy the next time he tries to run for office?

"Herb Wesson, he kicks peace loving monks in the nuts."

Or it could work in his favor:

"Herb Wesson, he doesn't take s**t from nobody!"

I saw a clip from this on the news last night. It showed the monk falling flat on his face after he was kicked. Now I really don't get it...

Sumo wrestlers are trained to retract their balls as soon as they drop. They have to massage them up into their abdomen - unfortunately they don't pop in and out like cat's claws. Still... ow.

Looks like Arnold has the most baddass secret service ever.

The thing that gets me about this picture is that Wesson seems to be using the flat part on top of his foot (and lower leg) to connect, with the tip of his foot somewhere behind the monk's ass.

Now don't get me wrong... I'm quite sure that's painful enough. But I do tend to wonder if the monk would be that implacable if he'd actually embedded the pointy end of the shoe in there...

Cuz, I mean, that's how I'd do it if I actually meant it.


(argh. flipping typos)