A nervous looking man with a beard and a Glock could very well be on your team.

Confirm all soft targets before firing.

Thanks OC..that was my laugh for the day! :D

"never trust a white man with a beard, or a black man without one."

-my boss's comment when he realized i was growing a beard

don't get what the fuck you people have against the french. I mean whoopdefucking do, they actually stood up to your chief asshole and told him to take his war and shove it up his ass if he wasn't going to follow even the most brief of diplomatic niceties that international diplomacy runs on. Take a look at the protests today, most of the world thinks you shouldn't have invaded. Your hamfisted 'war on terror' has resulted only in fanning the flames of islamic extremism by demonstrating America's imperialist nature first hand and turned yet more of world opinion against america. Why single out the french? The koreans who's electronics you buy hate your country far more than the french.

Personally I think it's because they they produce such wonderful food and don't get fat, a whole nation of fatassed envious slobs.

*gets out the flame retardant suit*

(slang laughs his fat ass off while gorging himself with Italian pizza)

you ignorant fatassed slobs wouldn't know a real Italian pizza verses the violated corpse of italian pizza you eat if I slapped you in the face with one!

this is kinda fun. I see where talk show hosts get their kicks now.

Didnt anyone tell you LJ, I'm a black conservative Christian Republican rural dude.

So that means..........you can trust me. Watch out for those cracker CCRR dudes though.

ermmm.....i've seen your picture at the forks party....and even if i hadn't, black christian conservatives don;t say "dude" ; much less refer to themselves as one.
:)
nice try....shave it, osama!

Pardon me for interrupting here.

The CIA spook guarding my cell happened to leave his laptop connected and within reach through the bars. I couldnt help reading through the Cellar.org as well as many other sites whose members have support my efforts to stay in power....killing at will....etc, etc

Anyway, having seen the pic of slang listed here I can say with absolute confidence that he doesnt look like my dear old friend OBL. The only visual similarities are the beards.

Osama is in the cell next to mine.......until the end of Oct when he'll likely have an unfortunate "accident" and his body will show up somewhere in Baghdad.

Bushwhacked

Sad Hus

sorry, everyone! won't happen again. I have to remember to lock my keyboard when i go pee.


who you callin spook? looks like more electroshock for you, saddam.

They didn't stand up to anybody. Oh, they might have protested a little, but you didn't see them start any form or sanctions or trade embargos and you didn't see them send anyone to stop us either.

I'll aree with that, with some reservations.

Because the french are rude, smelly and self-absorbed. if they had done something to deserve it they might warrant some respect; I might cut them some slack. The only war they ever won was the French Revolution and look at the competition.

Their food isn't THAT good. Now what it turned into when it landed here in Louisiana is another thing entirely.

And envious? Not likely, I mean one division of tanks could take care of them. Wait... That's been done already. Sorry, never mind.

Where are you from?

Edit: damn punctuation; left out a question

Jag, this fatassed slob resents your accusation. Personally, I have disliked the french, since before you were born. Don't care much for their cooking, either. :p

France did something right for once
 

Hey I can see how you guys in the US are not too fond of the French, between them and the Germans they can cause serious mayhem in Europe and elsewhere in the world.
But whats this about people with beards being not trustworthy
Hurrrummph!!!My chins not seen the light of day since about 1979 but I'm as honest as the day is long..
Looking through some photos held in the Cellar archives there's quite a few of us not short of facial hair.

Could this be beard envy? People who have tried to grow them and failed (could be a case for counselling).

If you have tried and failed go on have another go you can do it.

Beardies of the world unite :D

Re: France did something right for once
 

We could call ourselves the He-Man Hirsute Horde or some such alliterative title.

Jag, I think the "general" issue against the French is their "snooty attitude." I think we still expect them to kiss our asses because we liberated them in WW2.

Personally, I don't like the French because they treated their colonies like absolute shit and ranted against the war on a humanitarian slant, when it would seem it was more an issue of economics for them.

You know, you called it our war, but last I checked, Australia was a member of the COW, so it's your war, too...or are you going to pull the Swiss card out? :)