if i eat a lot of cheese, i have cloudy urine with a greasy looking residue floating on top. is this normal? what's that oily stuff?

Re: the many different colors of pee
 

Jim. just be thankful you didn't have anything more important to worry about.:)

That would be fat.

You can also tell you have too high a fat/roughage ratio in your diet if your poop floats.

what does i tmean if your poop floats on one end, but the other sinks, making it position itself vertically just under the surface of the water like a singin' whale?

I'm not even going to ask you to explain your experiences with singing whales.

You spent too much time being bound up from eating too much cheese and in a last ditch effort to shit rather than having a 3rd year medical student in the ER laugh his ass off at your discomfort, fear and embarrassment while he deals with your impaction with a long handled, ice cold medical implement you pounded down an entire box of Kellog's All Bran.

....er......i was just aking for a friend.........


...yeah.