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Back up to #210...that's better.

One way to help your ranking might to be to spam slashdot and other high-ranking forums with comments, and make sure to have a carefully chosen link as your home page.

I want to boost my standing and all, but not by spamming other boards, especially /.

You don't want to do this because you don't want to join the Gay Niggers Association of America, or because you won't be able to think up +4 comments that quickly?

[Spam, in that sense, simply meant 'post a lot' -- I've gotten in trouble for this before.]

Slashdot just isn't my cup of tea...too geeky for me.

And the GNAA doesn't even have a website, much less a forum. :)

Dude, sometimes you have to whore your principles out for the priviledge of a better ranking. How bad do you want this ranking, anyway? Not too badly, it seems to me.

Terry
 

If you use your own name, you come in at #2.

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and 2 and 4 and 5, and then some...