A lovely black stone highly prized amongst us magickal types for its qualities.

http://www.greatrough.com/rough_jet.shtml

Oh. I thought she had a chunk of ruined airplane on her computer.

I wasn't sure how having a big hunk of failed technology (which had possibly crashed in it's failure) on a computer tower would help.

Intimidation.

Slang keeps his computer running by reminding it what happened to "the last one."

Physical therapy
:rar: :rattat:
Sometimes a little 'love tap' is all my boxen need.