Last saturday at the club a guys friend tapped me on the shoulder and as i looked round i noticed the guy on the ground.. his friend says "hey , he just fell" guy on ground says "in love with you"
was so pathetic i didnt even give a response, when i passed later on they were doing the same thing to another girl. SAD

__________

i love my friend Rays method - walks up to a girl with a piece of ice in hand. puts ice on table. smashes ice.
"now that ive broken the ice can i buy you a drink?" -- so cute :)
____________

"No seats around? No problem...you'll always have a place to sit...on my face."

call other person over to you with the come here waving finger. once they have arrived:

"if i can make u come with one finger imagine what i can do with my whole hand!"

________________

"no places to sit? come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

that's so dirty..........:thumb:

A girl once turned to me at a Denny's and asked "Is this seat wet, or is it just me?"

now THAT is dirty.......... well done sir!

him: did it hurt?
me: huh?
him: did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

"If you lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

LOL! NO, REALLY, I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!

now every one here at work wants to know what's so goddamn funny. don;t be surprised if there are a bunch of new members that happen to sell cars.

Thank you... it wasn't original, but then I doubt most of these are! :cool:

Since most of these comeon lines are BS, why not go for the obvious?

"Hello. I am a multimillionaire with a ten inch penis, and I'm bored. Would you like to have a drink with me?"

Of course, it would be found to be spurious, but maybe not after a quickie in the parking lot of the bar...in her car...because your beater would be her first clue you were lying.

and if she figured it out from examining your watch and shoes your activity would be a beater in your car ...

Yeah, that was a little far to go for a joke. I know it, and I'm properly shamed.

Hmm. Having trouble reaching. Can someone give me a hand with the spanking ...

I don't wear a watch, and I defy any of your average barflies to judge my income from my sandals.

Part of this ploy is that you need to make sure they're fairly schnockered *first* before delivering the comeon.

Cynical Man's Perspective
 

I'm not sure which bodes more ill for the human race... that men keep delivering these lines or that women keep falling for them.