Baltimore
 

Oh damn, this is from the site posted on the Thorn Tree board...couldn't have said it any better:

Baltimore is like a crack whore who's cleaned herself up a bit and went back to school. She's now fighting for the custody of her children. She's desperate to prove herself and show the world she's now as good as anybody else.

*sniff* How true.. ;)

The next one is pretty good too (DC):

Her brother lives 30 miles to the south and works in government. He secretly has affairs and does some shady dealings with big business, but he's educated and clean cut and no one would ever know...

:D

30 miles to the south of Baltimore... that would be.. ummmmmmmm dammit where did I put that atlas????

LOL, actually it's a bit more southwest of Baltimore.

Lawrenceville, NJ
 

Lawrenceville is the 37-year old middle child. He's moderately sucessful as a cpa. He's got a decent income, but is up to his eyeballs in debt trying to keep up with the jonses. He drives an audi, wears pierre-cardin. He's not quite sure if he's going to be able to afford that new roof his house needs.

He's balding and takes propecia. He's had one unsucessful marriage -- no children.

He wishes his sister Princeton wasn't quite so successful, and his brother Trenton would get a job. But Mom always liked them better.

- Pie