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Uryoces 12-05-2003 01:52 AM

Saves on water, plus I have the shower wand to chase it around the tub. I just aim for the drain. It's gone in a matter of seconds. It's not like anyone knows I do it.

Oh, wait a minute...

Nothing But Net 12-05-2003 04:03 AM

I must say yes.

The voices said it was OK.

Skunks 12-05-2003 04:12 AM

I voted "male-no", but not because I'm morally opposed to it. Rather, it's just one of those things I don't do regularly, because it's not a regular issue. Probably that upper-class-white-male dominant ideology again.

<i>(dramatic sigh)</i>

Griff 12-05-2003 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
I do, making sure I carefully aim for the drain.
One more piece of info for the keep Syc outa the state house committee.

I plumbed that shower, I'll pee there if I want.

OnyxCougar 12-05-2003 08:05 AM

I stumble out of bed, turn the shower on, get in, pee, and then wash. *shrugs* It's really no biggie.

Beestie 12-05-2003 08:07 AM

Yes, but I also aim for the drain.

I used to stand real close to the drain but got bored when my aim got so good that I never missed (a layup). So I started from a little further back (the foul line) till I got pretty good from there. Once I mastered the shot from the charity stripe, I moved back to the 3-point line (NCAA) and I can drain it from there (so to speak) about 50% of the time. If I am really 'feeling it', I'll back up to the NBA 3-point line (all the way from the back of the tub). I figure I'm about a 40% shooter from that distance.

Probably more detail than you were hoping for. Sorry. :)

vsp 12-05-2003 08:11 AM

I pee in the shower without shame.

My wife is freaked out by the concept.

Undertoad 12-05-2003 08:27 AM

My feet are yellow.

lumberjim 12-05-2003 08:34 AM

Re: exactly!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by insoluble

Lumberjim - I bet you not only pee in the shower, but also on the toilet seat.


I live in a 175 yr old house. When we moved in, the house didn't even have a shower....just 2 tubs. I have since installed a shower but i wouldn't pee in there. My kids take baths in there.... that's nasty. If I have to pee THAT bad, I'll open the curtain, and send it to the toilet from inside the shower.......j/k.......

actually, I usually take a shower when I wake up in the morning, and the first thing everyone does when they wake up is pee...so it is seldom an issue.

As far as the toilet seat goes, don't you think that jinx would tear my arm off and hit me with the wet end if i did that?.....I'm conditioned...trained.....I not only don't pee on the seat, I wipe the porcelain of the inevitable overspray when I'm done. Then I put the fuckin lid down, AND flush.

like a real grown up

Undertoad 12-05-2003 08:53 AM

Quote:

As far as the toilet seat goes, don't you think that jinx would tear my arm off and hit me with the wet end if i did that?.....I'm conditioned...trained...
So Bruce, still admirable?

stirring up a rash of trouble

FileNotFound 12-05-2003 08:58 AM

This may be odd...

But having read this thread I have an urge to pee...


Hmm too bad there is no shower at work...

Beestie 12-05-2003 09:04 AM

Quote:

Hmm too bad there is no shower at work...
Hmmmm.... I see a new thread coming...

Where do/have YOU pee(d) when there's nowhere to pee?

I think the celler is morphing into your grouphug sig site :)

FileNotFound 12-05-2003 09:09 AM

Seeing no better option...I went for the urinal.

I'm embarrassed to do it in the sink at work...

Beestie 12-05-2003 09:18 AM

Quote:

Seeing no better option...I went for the urinal.
chicken :)

other options:
boss' coffee mug (better than visine, lj, and safer too)
sink (as you pointed out)
fire stair
behind shrubbery adorning the entry
roof
cube mate's trash can
behind conference room podium (extra credit if while you are giving an all-hands speech)
I could go on...
:eek:

FileNotFound 12-05-2003 09:24 AM

By the way...does anyone else find it strangley refreshing to pee from high places?


When I was little nothing made me as happy as walking up to the 14th floor of my appartment complex, get out on the roof and pee on the court below where masses of people were walking about (there was a department store under the complex)


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