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lumberjim 11-17-2003 06:00 PM

SUPIDITY
 
15% of stupid people's last words are:

Hey, Y'all, Watch this!

15% " I wonder what this button does"

the other 70%?








47.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Beestie 11-17-2003 06:24 PM


Originally posted by Lumberjim:

Quote:

15% of stupid people's last words are:

I don't know the exact percentages but would guess that these might also be included:

"Don't worry, its not loaded."

"The white tigers are getting fat - I'm putting them on a diet."

"What's wrong with day-old sushi?"

"This is probably the last ice-fishing day of the Spring."

etc... :)

tonksy 11-17-2003 06:51 PM

"hold my beer..."

Elspode 11-17-2003 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dave
What he meant, spode, is that stupidity usually kills those who are afflicted.
Yes, but sadly, not before those so afflicted are able to reproduce, thus, the gene for it is never bred out of the race.

wolf 11-17-2003 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dave
What he meant, spode, is that stupidity usually kills those who are afflicted.
Usually not soon enough. The stupid reproduce faster than the smart.

xoxoxoBruce 11-19-2003 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonksy
"hold my beer..."
YES! Oh God, yes. I remember it well, probably because I've heard it so many times.:haha: So there I stand, wondering how long before I might as well finish that beer, because he sure as hell ain't.:D


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