I was going to hijack the thread but since Quzah is in such rare form I passed it up.

That was really funny Q!

It was placed in glass jars full of formaldehyde, and toured throughout the country at carnival sideshows and state fairs.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.htm

Also, I am clearly the preferred intelligence insulter, due to my superior knowledge of quantum mechanics.

That's great bjlhct so tell me, my quantum doesn't want to start on cold mornings. Can you fix it? :)

Aren't chip packets measured by weight and not by volume?
Ripped off, imagine if you had a real craving for chippies and you got that in your packet, half your chippies would be missing.
Bummer. :mad:

For non-starting quantums, I recommend your standard Big Bang. For non-starting mechanics, I recommend your standard strong coffee.

What happens if you give the Big Bang to your mechanic?

I usually get a free fluid flush ...

I'd hold out for a valve job.

"and now this - the giant ball of Dorito cheese, discovered in a bag of Doritos."

Ok, so is Doritos the plural of Dorito? You can tell I'm have a lot of spare time today if I am contemplating things like this.