Not too good, and I hear they steer like a cow. Plus, she's not street-legal without running lights and the 3rd brakelight.

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Its probably about 6 seconds, just like anything else you push off of a cliff.

So. Does it have turn signals on it also, or did they teach the elephant to make the manual signs with its trunk?

Which way does a elephant turn?
Any damn way it wants. :D