So sorry that you don't make enough to afford them. Good thing you wasted all that money on a degree, huh? What are they paying you in AK, like $8/hour now? How's that pizza score workin' out for you?

Here we have another toilet to flush your tax dollars down. sycamore collected how much unemployment over the last 18 months? Ooh, I'm gonna go buy patio furniture!

There will be a chair waiting for you, should you decide to come hang out at the patio. Heck, I might even have a root beer for ya! Of course, you're not really cool enough to roll in Philly, but I could make an exception in this case.

(about $700)

AK is Alaska, turd. AR is Arkansas.

So juju, I hear you're willing to work for lower wages than the Mexicans...

Hey, at least I'm not obsessed with <i>things</i>. Your post implies that I am, too. Please don't push your insecurities onto me.

No, you're just obsessed with your "thing."

What's wrong with my thing? There's nothing wrong with my thing!

I don't even want to know about your thing!

Translation: I cannot afford what I want. When I do get what I want, I, too, create a thread about it. Unfortunately, all this has ever amounted to was a coat.

I believe our dave is quite good at this.

At what?

I buy all kinds of things that I never created threads about. You see, before <i>I</i> post something, I make a cursory attempt to determine whether or not people will actually be interested in it.

I do find it interesting that you feel the need to make things up in order to continue this, though. :)

As opposed to your responses, which have consisted of stuff you... uh... erm... oh yeah, <b>made up</b>. I bought six Apple WhatZits? I'm obsessed with things?

If people weren't interested in them, they wouldn't post. Just as I'm interested in other peoples' things, some are interested in mine. If you don't like it, that's fine. But it's hardly a point of ridicule.

The have-nots are always jealous.

Oh, if I made threads about all the things I buy, I'd probably have over ten thousand posts by now. I don't, because I don't feel the need to rub in your face the fact that I'm far more capable of providing for a family than you are.

"The only way to win is... not to play."
--- the computer in "War Games"

Uhhh... so, how about them British??