I bet it'll be the first independently produced album to debut at number 719,402 on the Billboard charts.

*thinks* I dunno...I really prefer to keep this a spoken-word gig. Maybe I'll let you be my roadie on tour, okay?

There you go, using the same trick I just used. Man, you are on a roll tonight. Do you bother to think of anything yourself, or just rehash other peoples' jokes?

It's frustrating when others are better than you with humor, isn't it? Don't let it get to you though...you can't be #1 at everything.