LOL Chris, the guy won't kiss on the mouth, there's virtually no chance of leaving the lights on.

     Syc, yeah maybe he knows exactly what he does and doesn't want. Maybe he just really needs to get laid. I know he doesn't seem to think so, but hey, it's just my opinion.

If he's a virgin, he has no idea what "shit" is.

I have this odd feeling that he's a bit of a Mama's boy. I'm sure she's the first person he talks to in the morning when she makes him french toast with a side of bacon and a glass full o' love.

Yeah. I'm no Cassanova but I look like a ladies' man next to this dude. Man. I shudder to think of the psychological issues underlying these requirements for a woman. Somewhere, some time ago, <i>things took a turn</i>.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dude definitely has intimacy issues. I mean he wants to marry a stranger that agrees to never try to kiss him on the mouth. That's just an issue laden statement. That and the fact that he's a virgin at his age... I pretty much believed that nobody two years past puberty was a virgin... It is possible that I'm just being a cynic though.

Milton from 'Office Space'.