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BigV 01-05-2017 03:39 PM

Bwaaaahahaha!

Gravdigr 01-05-2017 04:54 PM

Ooh, snap!

footfootfoot 01-05-2017 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 978636)
they get dry and wrinkly with age
you need a napkin to wipe your mouth after eating them

what?

What's old and wrinkly and smells like ginger?


Fred Astaire's face.

monster 01-05-2017 08:19 PM

waiting for messages in cobwebs is why I never clean. Plus dustbunnies look awesome with googly eyes -but they need to be a decent size.

BigV 01-05-2017 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 978671)
waiting for messages in cobwebs is why I never clean. Plus dustbunnies look awesome with googly eyes -but they need to be a decent size.

:eek:

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Gravdigr 01-07-2017 11:39 AM

Women are like girls.

Only older.:yelsick:

But legal.:jig:

xoxoxoBruce 02-04-2017 02:29 AM

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I don't know if it's universal, but 99% of the women who come to my house immediately head for the bathroom.
I've had dogs so exited to see me they peed, but I doubt that's the reason in this case.
So a girl told me she was going to stop by. I said the door's open, come on in.
Then I hung these 3 signs. http://cellar.org/2016/reddevil.gif

sexobon 02-04-2017 08:38 AM

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Women are like
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WHY?

Because they're not
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:p:

Gravdigr 02-04-2017 12:13 PM

Bravo.


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