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No. Hot chicks are, on average, not as smart as deer.
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Wolves? Shit, motor vehicles are THE apex predator. :haha: |
Rumor has it that in the West, rabbits used to run towards headlights,
but cars were so efficient in killing them that the only survivors were those that ran away from the lights. PA is just experiencing a step up/down/around the White Tail's evolutionary tree. . |
Wait. In fact, stop the fucking car.
Pennsylvania has mule deer? I couldn't find any info on the interweb about a Pennsylvania mule deer population. I'm just learning all kinds of shit today... |
They're a minority, so we try to get them on welfare, and keep them out of sight, so they don't get uppity. :yesnod:
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Pennsylvania has mule deer, then.
How? I mean, I assume re-introduction? I swear to God, the longer this day gets the more confused I become. I'm about to quit. |
I always keep a couple in the fridge. They were transplanted like the Elk, very small number.
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So...
The state that runs over 115,000 deer/year, in it's infinite wisdom, sat down, had a meeting, and said "We don't have enough deer. Let's bring some more in from out of state. Yep, more deer, that'll do it.". Not only more, but, bigger, deer, on top of that. :headshake |
I would assume they had a reason, probably dietary or disease resistance, like they did for Elk. Deer are browsers and Elk are grazers, so if you want to knock down grass, and let seedling trees survive, Elk is more gooder. Not much has come of it but they do succumd to our apex preditor now and then.
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Thanks for the info, btw, Bruce.
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The car insurance companies will shit when the Meeses arrive, they've made their way into southern Connecticut already.. :unsure:
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Aren't the moose susceptible to that brain worm the whitetails spread? As long as we are way overpopulated with white tails we won't get many moose. Which brings us back to wolves, bring 'em on.
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Do not fuck with moose.
When I had regular business dealings with my friends in Alaska, it was common for a moose/vehicle collision to leave the vehicle in worse condition than the moose. Hell, I've heard more than one story where a moose totaled an F-150. That is a *lot* of mass on each side of the collision. Moose dies, truck's a wreck and the driver is lucky if he doesn't go to the hospital. |
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