Oh, and did I mention Java sucks?

Seems like every other week I have to update Java so I can fill out my time sheet and get paid.

Current version of Java? Java 8 Version 91. Ninety fucking one! And each of those 91 updates tries to trick you into making Yahoo your home page. I think that might be their business strategy. Each time they put out an update, 0.5% of users forget to uncheck the box that screws up your browser by setting Yahoo as the homepage. That's the only reason they put out an update. To get those Yahoo users. And they do it every week.