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lumberjim 08-25-2014 12:01 AM

it's 7 Dave

google it


ok, i'm 44, so 22 + 7. I can date 29 yr olds or older. Amanda is 36. I'm good.

...until she turns 40 and goes crazy, like ALL women do.

lumberjim 08-25-2014 12:11 AM

oh, and Sarge, you know the answer already. You're only asking US in hopes that we will be able to come up with some satisfactory justification that would make that kind of thing OK in your own mind.

Regardless of age... if youv'e had relations with her stepmom and grand mom... the answer is FUCK NO. What are you doing, writing a pR0NO?

Shake it off.

Tap it if you can, but DO NOT allow her to develop feelings, much less trap your ass with a dependent. You're in no position to father a child in this world. You've got to get your own battles won and put to rest.

I'll assume you are just bragging about the 3 generation conquest... and for that you have my astonished respeck. that's pretty strong. and I think we know which red head you're talking about.... guh.

got any fresh pics? or can you close her on posting a current pose or two?

no kids, dumb ass. it's not even up for discussion.

Big Sarge 08-25-2014 02:07 PM

This isn't a matter for bragging. I poorly worded my statement. Let me tell all of you something, I have always kept my children clothed, fed, and in good medical condition. I, like all parents, have gone without to take care of them. My car might be 24 years old, but I have always tried to provide them with fairly new cars in good condition.

Now, let us never speak of this manner again.

lumberjim 08-25-2014 04:35 PM

So mote it be.

Sorry I called you dumb ass

Big Sarge 08-25-2014 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 908154)
So mote it be.

Sorry I called you dumb ass

i took no offense, because that part is true.

Undertoad 08-25-2014 04:57 PM

I don't mean to say anything about yer friends or whatever it is they may be

because I don't know anything about anyone

and I'm not saying anything about anyone.

But it seems to me like one reason she would find desire for you is that she is damaged goods.

I'm not saying she is damaged goods or anyone is damaged goods. I'm saying that's one possible reason why that may occur.

But if she is damaged goods you won't exactly be fixing her. I mean they call that thing a tool, but it doesn't actually, I mean, okay.

So if the question is is the relationship meaningful well I.... have no grounds to say. Fuggit do whatever you like

Big Sarge 08-25-2014 05:27 PM

there is no problem guys and i am taking your advice as sage counsel. i truly have not been offended, i simply decided to drop the subject.

Gravdigr 08-27-2014 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 908162)
But it seems to me like one reason she would find desire for you is that she is damaged goods.

Damn. Just stick your finger in his eye, why dontcha?

:biglaugha

Undertoad 08-27-2014 04:05 PM

Hee hee

But no, I'm not saying, I'm just saying, your standard young 'un should look at him, and you, and me, and say damn, what a bunch of creepy old guys, I hope to hell they don't hit on me because that would be weird and horrible ...and they are right

Gravdigr 08-27-2014 05:02 PM

And that's just why, given the chance, he oughta tap that ass...

...and then slowly back away.

Big Sarge 08-28-2014 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 908322)
And that's just why, given the chance, he oughta tap that ass...

...and then slowly back away.

did that!!!!!:cool:

Lola Bunny 08-28-2014 01:45 PM

Damn, Sarge. You da man!

Big Sarge 08-28-2014 02:26 PM

It is easy for me because all women love shoes. I seem to attract the following types:

1. Batshit crazy
2. Women with Daddy issues
3. Women with a panda fetish
4. Did I mention women who were batshit crazy???


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