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lumberjim 07-27-2014 07:47 PM

That got weird quickly.

Big Sarge 07-27-2014 07:53 PM

I'm changing my identity to fool more women. I'm going gangsta or crack head. Definitely ethnic whatever I choose

sexobon 07-27-2014 08:03 PM

That way after you fool a woman you can say Kiss me you fool! Makes sense.

Lola Bunny 07-28-2014 02:09 PM

The nights, you can knock yourself out and it's over. Well, if you can stay asleep, that is. But what to do during the daytime when it's soooo long. You're so agitated that you just can't stay focused? Can't go to sleep. :p:

xoxoxoBruce 07-28-2014 03:07 PM

Masturbate.

fargon 07-28-2014 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 905848)
Masturbate.

Yee-Haw!!!

Lola Bunny 07-28-2014 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 905848)
Masturbate.

During daytime??? If I live alone, but since I don't..... Any other suggestions, wise guy?

sexobon 07-28-2014 05:43 PM

Learn to drive with only one hand on the steering wheel.

Lola Bunny 07-28-2014 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 905863)
Learn to drive with only one hand on the steering wheel.

If I have a dick, maybe... Btw, I'm a horrible, typical "woman driver." Don't want to endanger lives more than I already do. :lol:

monster 07-28-2014 07:48 PM

two hands on the steering wheel may be your problem if they don't communicate well. or you could always drive to a secluded spot and have a self-date

Lola Bunny 07-28-2014 08:01 PM

I just don't drive well. Damnit, I can't even park. Sigh....Anyone who needs a reason to live, go with me for a drive. You will love your life again, hehe. Self-date...ha...I like that.

sexobon 07-28-2014 08:46 PM

Your chances of getting a second date are pretty good.

footfootfoot 07-28-2014 08:47 PM

Masturdate!

Lola Bunny 07-28-2014 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 905875)
Your chances of getting a second date are pretty good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 905876)
Masturdate!

Yeah, I'll never get turned down. Goodness, I'm starting to sound pathetic. :lol:

orthodoc 07-30-2014 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 905712)
But I don't think that's what you're asking. I think you're asking what we dwell on that makes us not sleep.

A doctor should know better. Emotional doctors aren't usually the best. Poor you, let the anger begin.

No one else interpreted my question as you did. What does that say?

We've pm'd before. What has happened since then? What's going on with you?


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