web lemmings
 

Say what you'd like, but I'll still get my submissions. Thanks for viewing and making all of this possible, you hateful, dull, web lemmings.

You're kidding, right, UT? You know this crowd. It's like asking traffic on the Schuylkill Expressway not to slow down to gawk at the overturned tractor trailer full of watermelons. Most of us would sooner stop breathing than stop replying to inappropriate threads! :beer:

OK, this one takes the requirements into account.

http://cellar.org/2003/webscalpel.gif

UT, That is hilarious. I would give you the 50$, and the crap-ass splash/intro/one-more-click-to-enter page, were it my site.

Dave's made me break into uncontrollable laughter while at work, although I am running on little sleep.

Re: web lemmings
 

Obviously, AB hasn't spent much time perusing The Cellar before spamming it. Otherwise, he would have never used the tem "lemmings" to describe this bunch. Lemmings have to agree to follow the leader, even unto their demise.

Perhaps a better choice of terms for the denizens of The Cellar who so gleefully engaged in the humiliation of his contest request would have been "human versions of Brownian Motion" or even "meat-based random concept generators."

Hey assholes!
 

This is MY place!

Take it outside...

<img src="http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/dougz/attic/spam.gif">

http://jeni.gaveup.org/webscalpel.jpg

i told david i'd do this and i have to keep good on my promises.

sorry about the size.

Oh My Fucking God!
 

You do realize that no human being resembles that, don't you?

jeni, you utopian fool!

what are you talking about NBN? I resemble those! youv'e got some serrious problems if you think one doesn't look remotely like one of those. <br><br> Jeni: You are a hillarious! Kep'm <STRIKE>cumming</STRIKE> comming<br><br><br>
this is actualy from thier site.. how sad <img src="http://www.webscalpel.com/graphics/samples/splash_banner.jpg"><br>
whoever maid(yea i know... it's late) this obviously has had no training in Comptuer graphics. <br>Unfortunatly this is a common disease in the world of Graphic Design: "I have a computer and photoshop ergo i am a Graphic Designer"<br><br><br>
it's late ... er early i'm going to bed

OMG LOL
 

AHAHHAHAHA Jen! That rules so much it rocks my face off! I would set that as my background at work, but I think there is probably some dumb policy against that like, "no more than one didlo may be shown on a background at a time". This case obviously breaks the hard "1-dildo" limit. Nice work.

I also did another one.

I think this one fits better with the webscalpel site.

http://msdelta.net/~dave/images/cellar/webscalpel-2.jpg

Of what?

Great banner!

You guys rock!!!:thumb: Jen it is not the size that counts it's how you use it...or something like that. I was feeling really down in the dumps you guys have made my day Thanks.

http://www.automatictaxistop.com/and/webscalpellogo.jpg

Make the check payable to "Bill Stern"