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JBKlyde 12-10-2013 05:45 PM

I just think he sucks at least snoop throws in some getting pistol whipped with his stuff. minm is talk about some clak clak boom like he's shooting with a duck or something... rap bastards rap bastards rap bastards... the gun I use I designed my self and plus he called "DAV" and arsehole for no reason.. what's with that... he takes bits and pieces of everything I say and uses them in his lyrics then turns around and says you can't save me it just like look dude poop or get off the pot... I just feel like he's taking advantage of me

Clodfobble 12-10-2013 05:50 PM

Marshall Mathers doesn't know you, JB. He's never met you, and he's not using you. That's a hallucination.

JBKlyde 12-10-2013 06:22 PM

I'm not say he dose nor do I wish he did... I'm just saying what they do is read the net and use everyone.. and if you think that's a hallucination I'll say that's how they get away with it by calling you psycho when you call them out... he's a 40 year old man don't you think there are younger people who could do a better job.. he gets richer with his stupidy while we have to suffer with this poopy music and all it dose is contributes to the delinquency of children..

JBKlyde 12-10-2013 06:39 PM

Matthew 7

Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

Luke 6

Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.

Ephesians 4

Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.


ok my bad I have a potty mouth today...

monster 12-10-2013 10:58 PM

Is your first name Stan?

BigV 12-10-2013 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885599)
I'm not say he dose nor do I wish he did... I'm just saying what they do is read the net and use everyone.. and if you think that's a hallucination I'll say that's how they get away with it by calling you psycho when you call them out... he's a 40 year old man don't you think there are younger people who could do a better job.. he gets richer with his stupidy while we have to suffer with this poopy music and all it dose is contributes to the delinquency of children..

doesn't your music system have an off switch? or a way to tune to a different station or track?

sexobon 12-10-2013 11:11 PM

I think JBKlyde's posts would be really interesting if he used animated GIFs to emphasize his points.

DanaC 12-11-2013 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 885632)
Is your first name Stan?

Had to laugh at that.

JB, I'm not sure where this is coming from, so I'm not going to go there. But i will pick up on a couple of your criticisms of his art:

First, I think he's really good. I've always liked him. He's a very clever poet. Much cleverer than you or me.

Second, you seem to think his work would be improved by more lyrics about pistol whipping ?( a la Snoop). I'm really not sure how that would improve things. Especially since your main concern seems to be about music corrupting young minds.

JBKlyde 12-11-2013 11:56 AM

I'm shooting with an m 16 with a built in silencer, snoop is shooting with a glock 9, clak clak boom, that sounds like a duck.. no wander he is going nuts.

Gravdigr 12-11-2013 12:28 PM

I think JB is using dice with words on them to construct his posts.

Or, he's having a stroke.

Or, he's nine, and English is not his first language. Or even his third.

Quote:

n m 16 with a built in silencer
I don't even...

JBKlyde 12-11-2013 04:23 PM

no I'm just trying to be funny

Sheldonrs 12-11-2013 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885725)
no I'm just trying to be funny

And I'm just trying to fuck Eminem. Let's see who gets there first.

:D

JBKlyde 12-11-2013 05:13 PM

Wretched Arse Holes, Rap Bastards, and Blind Monsters... that's whats on the menu for today.. better than Snake Fangs

JBKlyde 12-11-2013 06:46 PM

Wretched Christmas
I'm Wretched, Yes I'm Wretched,
So here's a Bone go fetch it,
Into this world I came butt naked,
And I think suppose,
Buggers In my Nose,
Get Picked Like Panty Hose,
Eww that's just so nasty,
My Potty Mouth is Happy,
My Heart is falling apart,
And Now I must Depart,
This is just mean and dirty art,
I call it soul teck 1.5
I need not speak in jive,
With redneck voice I thrive,
And my nightmares make me cry,
Cry Baby, Sulker, No Dad, Moms all Gone,
But I'm free to pick my nose anywhere,
Free masturbate I don't care,
Free to stink and not comb my hair,
Any where I shave,
Dads a dick and moms half way in her grave,
I'm about to loose my house,
And it doesn't matter any way...


yftp

glatt 12-11-2013 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885735)
Dads a dick and moms half way in her grave,
I'm about to loose my house,
And it doesn't matter any way...

Sorry about your situation.

Do you live on your own, or with your parents?


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