Typical Sycamorian arrogance. Look, the Cellar does not revolve around you! You're not the Internet's policeman! And don't think we could not collectively kick your ass. Sit down and shut the fuck up. And mind your own damned business. 45 character limit indeed! Learn to be economical with your words, fer chrissakes! Blah, blah blah, that's all you fucking do is talk, isn't it! Buy a damned dictionary. Learn some new words. Sometimes (stay with me here, it gets a bit complicated), sometimes, you can say more with less.

Also, I think you'll be interested to know that I've been developing a device that will allow me lob new threads directly into your forum. Don't think I'm not afraid to use it!

Oh hell no...I will use my veto to block any use of avatars or user icons. You want that crap, you can head over to El Saano. And you too have technology that would please the Sicómoros.

And I said close, damnit.

By the way, I think we all know this is a slippery slope. Before you know it, Sycamore will be asking for 55 characters. Then 60! Then 100! And then what? 1000? Where does it end, Sycamore? If you had your way, we'd all be writing our complete posts in the title area.

You silly Jujubes...I am the last superpower...now fetch me a beer, bitch! Before I make you and your people my personal servants!

The sun never sets on the Sycamore Empire.

Actually, I was thinking more of a power grab. Like that majestic site...I want a special color noting me as a person of superiority. That way I can distinguish myself from the wretched jujubes.

where did the jujubes get the ability to underline and boldface their name on the user online list, I wonder?? Has there been some secret deal struck?

Bolding is for pussies...I have a cloaking device.

Wolf, it means I'm important. Someday, you may be important, too. :)

It means you are easier to watch.

Juju's absolutely right. It means he is a very important dork...the equivalent of having diplomatic plates on his car.

I don't need that...I just roll up in my Hummer limo, throw a $20 at the valet and say, "Park it, ya puke!"

That, or I take the 4 train to Grand Central...because I am a man of the people.

People, please, don't hate me because I'm important. I was born cool. I just can't help it! Holding genetics against me just isn't fair.

Okay, actually, it's just bold because I'm the moderator of a forum. I don't think I could turn it off if I wanted to.

Sure you can...use the cloaking device.

Hey, I've got nothing to hide. So, privacy-schmivacy! What're people going to do? Accuse me of reading the Cellar? :)

Besides, I think it's neat to be able to know when people are on at the same time as you. It's like we're all actively engaged in some group activity. All reading the Cellar at the same time. It's kind of a bonding experience if you ask me.

No one needs to know when I am on here...yo soy la sombra.

Besides, someone like you should be waiting for posts from me...they're like little Xmas presents for you.