OK, we go with Cow Plop Bingo. I fucking love that name!

Who's going to lay down the bass tracks?

Smallest recorded horse was a stallion named Little Pumpkin. He was 14 in high and weighed 20 lbs.......1975

With a name like Little Pumpkin I figure he was more like a house pet. Perhaps he plowed the kitty litter box.

I stand by useless as the proper description. Look at the website and see the ages of the animals pictured. They don't mature faster. Hooves don't damage the earth. They damage lawns and golf courses which are not natural.

There useless except in terms of entertainment value. Too small to give you enough meat, they're bulls so there meat isn't any good anyways.

Unless they are stamping them out in some factory, there have to be minicows too ...

And if you kill 'em before their balls drop, the meat tastes better.

If you butcher them before their balls drop they'll be veal. If you
(shudder) clip them you'll get mini-beef. I guess they'd be exempt from leash laws. Maybe poop scoopin' too.....Hmmmm.