Now I'm horny again.

Mmmmm...space honeys.

Captain Remicade Clark - Bounty Hunter

Me and my crew have made a real dent clearing the space pirates out of the asteroid belt.

I think Tamoxifen Gibb or Tamoxifen Scott might be even better than
Tamoxifen Wickenden - if there's a little leeway regarding whether relatives are maternal or paternal. Either way, I'm still the Tamox Fox. ;)

Total leeway, I just wanted people to think before giving away info that might be searchable/ traceable.

Zyrtec Ó Flaithbertaigh, hell yeah, warrior name where's my bear skin? You could Anglicize it for readability.

Doxycycline Wylie.

I order rockets and stuff from Acme Corps. and put it to good use. My good friends just call me Doxy.

:D

Jooe, you know a doxy/ doxie is a prostitute, right?
Although I get the humour in the big bad man with access to weapons having that name.

Griff, I was at school with a Flaherty boy.
He didn't have a bearskin. And I wouldn't have wanted to see his bare skin either. But that was when boys were icky and you ran away from them.

My Flaherty cousins are all dark curly haired, powerfully built, handsome lads, I don't know what the hell happened to me. :(

How about acetylsalicylic acid?

I like your alternate name. :)

Hi space cadets, I'm Acid John. I usually hang aroun--WHATTHEFUCKWASTHATDIDJOOSEETHATTHING!?!?!