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More of them need fucking grammar lessons.
I just unfriended a former school mate because I had enough of her vague, unpunctuated posts about how pissed she was at 'you know who you are' about 'you know what you did', followed, or possibly preceded. ..I can never tell which. .. immediately by a 'If you love Jesus, share this stupid quote, or get cancer if you don't' post. Retard. |
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Note to self: no matter what he calls himself...John/Dracks/Drax/Datalyss/Mortal Sphincter will always be annoying. |
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please don't attribute a quote to me that YOU'VE added a couple slurs that i wouldn't use, without saying which parts you made up. That's a big naughty naugthy no no in post etiquette.
Mortal Sphincter, though, that was mine, and damn funny if I say so myself. ;) I KNOW you just wanted to know how deleting could be done and my post didn't imply that you were a bacefook user nor did it suggest you become one. So, anyway... |
I lolled over mortal sphincter. .
Movie trailer guy: John Smellers is Mortal Sphincter.... now in theatres.... |
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I just thought John (toilet) smeller went well.
no disrespect intended. |
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I had this 'friend' a few years back who dated this guy right after her husband left her. The relationship was rocky from the start, but he had lots of money and a new car. Only thing was the guy spent $100 a weekend on booze. She started drinking to keep up with him 'can't beat 'em join 'em'.
One weekend they had a big fight so he pulls her downstairs by the hair and out the door. He tosses all her possessions out onto the lawn. She calls the cops and he's thrown in jail for a couple of days. When he got out he went around telling all his friends that this girl must really love him to toss his ass in jail, so he asks her to move in with him...and she does! can you believe it 6 months later his old man dies, and he finds out he's getting less than he figured for his inheritance so he breaks up with her, but they still get together once in a while as FF's. Then she's watching his bank accounts because she's got his email password, and saw who he's screwing on Facebook. When relationships end, do people think they have nothing else to lose by doing crazy shit like this? and why does it allll end up on Facebook |
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Facebook helps me keep in touch with tangential friends.
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"Tangential friends"? Friends because they are on facebook? Without facebook They would not exist? They would not be friends? You would not care?
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tangential because the sphere of his life only touches theirs at precisely one point, Facebook.
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Tan genitals? What did I miss?
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