The beach always sounds good in theory, but is usually completely inhospitable in practice. Glad it was not terrible for you.

Proof!
 

Tony at the beach

http://cellar.org/2013/tonybeach.jpg

Oh the poor guy, look at how the whipping wind has turned up the corners of his mouth, how the heat has rendered him too weak to sit up straight, and how he bravely covers his blindness induced by sand and sun. Oh the humanity ... :rolleyes:

The sorry bastard!