What, Kevin?

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe </Daniel Tosh>

Dogs definitely can look up. Our dog sheba was petrified of sky writers. She'd turn into a sooky lala when one was in the sky. Took us a little while to figure out what the problem was, being that it was so weird, but it was quite clear it was that in the end.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Snicker

Ok... fer sure fer sure this one is good...

turtles can breathe out of their assholes.

Confirmed!

There's this tree, see? And there's this hunter chasing...

Pi is an irrational number. But 355/113 is close enough for jazz.

Foot, that bacon post is worth your admission to the Cellar for a whole year.
Get UT to write you a voucher.

The Fifth Doctor from Doctor Who is played by Peter Davison. He had a daughter Georgia Moffet. Georgia played the fictional daughter of Doctor Who in an episode entitled The Doctor's Daughter. In that episode The Doctor is on his tenth incarnation played by David Tennant. While shooting that episode the two started to date and later had a daughter together who they named Olive.

So The Doctor's daughter from the Doctor Who episode The Doctor's Daughter is played by The Doctor's daughter who later goes on to marry The Doctor and give birth to The Doctor's daughter.

This is going to be in the test.

How else could Wilbur have seen Charlotte way up there in the rafters?

one step further and I'll have that voucher revoked.

I can only exhale through mine.