No, that's someone else on the Cellar I think.

However, her husband told me...as we were talking about zodiac signs, that his sister was born right on the crisp! Right ON THE CRISP (he was quite adamant.)

Like I said, they know about this, I kid them. They think it's funny too. We accept our differences. And I think my sarcastic rib-poking wit comes off much better IRL, because people IRL sort of like me. ;)

This morning my toast was burnt to a cusp, so it's not impossible she was born on the crisp.

I have a friend who claims he has lysdexia, but he's always trying to increase his word power and throw a few three dollar words into the conversation, usually with about 30% accuracy. He is so earnest and really trying hard I don't have the heart to correct him. It's an insecurity with him. Also they are not as funny as your friend's mistakes.

Actually, I coined that one.

Juan is the guy with the cash years check, go pound salt, loaded down with all the niceties....etc

My whole family says "i don't like to cast asparagus, but..." because some friend of my' rents said that once. They couldn't tell if he was kidding or not. This has stuck since i was a kid. :)

My current list:

printer paper
cantaloupe
honey
grapeseed oil
parchment paper
small ziplocks
applesauces
pork chops

But this only gets me through Sunday, I'll have to add food for several more dinners before I actually go.

Well fuck that's a whole lot neater than our lists. And the notes on the back of my hand.....

My friend is also totally OCD. Cleanest place you'll ever see. So her grocery lists, while often illegible, are always right on. She's smart and organized.