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DanaC 02-21-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 853927)
God save our gracious Queen!
Where no vaginas probed!
God save the Queen!

Huzzah!

Big Sarge 02-21-2013 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 853921)
Let's start Occupy Vagina!

Great idea!! I'll gladly help occupy.

Big Sarge 02-21-2013 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 853910)
You want to stick what into where?
No I don't think so.
You stick anything in there you pay, buster.

(bite it off anyway with my vagina dentata)

Ok. I'm totally freaked out. I don't think I'll be visiting England anytime soon. Talk about a snapper.....

Pico and ME 02-21-2013 04:45 PM

That's Indiana for you. It's a lost cause. The people here deserve its government.

Pete Zicato 02-21-2013 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 853889)
Maybe we could call those folks Am Qaida.

Or El Murica.

Nirvana 02-21-2013 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 853942)
That's Indiana for you. It's a lost cause. The people here deserve its government.

Hey hey hey! I don't want no gubermint vag probe! I did not vote Republican! :eyebrow: Its only passed the senate and has to go to the house maybe some one will get their head out of my vagina and get rid of that part of this stooopid bill!

Clodfobble 02-21-2013 05:44 PM

Is there ever a time when a transvaginal ultrasound is truly necessary over a regular on-the-belly one? Back when I was a fertility patient I thought I'd received about every invasive procedure you could imagine, yet I'd never even heard of a transvaginal ultrasound until the last year or two, in conjunction with this new nonsense requiring women to get one before an abortion. I suppose logically you could guess that it produces better images, but really, when you consider the anatomy, there seems to be more tissue between the vagina and the baby--like the whole cervix on the bottom, and intestines towards the back--compared to the relatively thin outer abdominal wall. Development of the fetus doesn't seem like it should matter either: they can see a little fertilized egg with a regular ultrasound at even 6 weeks.

ZenGum 02-21-2013 05:47 PM

Clod, dear, do you seriously think facts are even remotely relevant here?

tw 02-21-2013 09:58 PM

They just are not saying what they really want. They are looking for a viriginal birth. The State of Indiana wants to find the second coming of Christ.

Griff 02-22-2013 05:33 AM

Why are the crazy people in charge?

Trilby 02-22-2013 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 853953)
Clod, dear, do you seriously think facts are even remotely relevant here?

well, you know, the female body has a way of shutting that whole process down...*




"legitimate rape" only; intended and /or 'asked for' rapes-not so much.

Trilby 02-22-2013 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 853952)
Is there ever a time when a transvaginal ultrasound is truly necessary over a regular on-the-belly one? Back when I was a fertility patient I thought I'd received about every invasive procedure you could imagine, yet I'd never even heard of a transvaginal ultrasound until the last year or two, in conjunction with this new nonsense requiring women to get one before an abortion. I suppose logically you could guess that it produces better images, but really, when you consider the anatomy, there seems to be more tissue between the vagina and the baby--like the whole cervix on the bottom, and intestines towards the back--compared to the relatively thin outer abdominal wall. Development of the fetus doesn't seem like it should matter either: they can see a little fertilized egg with a regular ultrasound at even 6 weeks.

I know several ultrasound chickas. I'll ask them. but I think it's more about humiliation than anything. I've had an intravag and it IS pretty....uh, invasive.

BigV 02-22-2013 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 853921)
Let's start Occupy Vagina!

!!!
I'm totally up for that!

:thumbsup:

footfootfoot 02-22-2013 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 853921)
Let's start Occupy Vagina!

You have no idea how long I've wanted to occupy a vagina. Or even just a visit.

Trilby 02-22-2013 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 854007)
You have no idea how long I've wanted to occupy a vagina. Or even just a visit.

Some vagina's are dangerously twisty and narrow in places and you should be prepared with a shovel and flashlight and emergency flares should you ever find your way out and wish to save yourself. Perhaps a passing pirate ship would take pity on you? One never knows. That's why we get up every morning.


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