Knock knock.
Who's there?
U T
U T who?
U T diss doh? Open it up, foo!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shaw
Shaw who?
Shaw would be nice if you'd open the door!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Toad
Toad who?
Toad you I'd start a bulletin board that would last forever!

Outfuckingstanding.

Well done, that monkey.

You guys are too funny. *Joins applause for Monkey*


:lol2:

That's the best one yet.

Thank you!
Do you remember the interminable wait for photos through the post?
And you'd get Christmas photos along with vacation photos because cameras had to be saved for special occasions? Maybe just me...
Yup.
Winner winner chicken dinner.

After that Toad one I don't know why I"m even trying but I've got this un-fillable need to part of the cool kids group so here's mud in your eye:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Bri
Bri who?
Bri oughta knock your teef out!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tril
Tril who?
Tril be fine. Just give it a day or two.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pico
Pico who?
Pico 'round the corner and you'll see.

Or
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pico
Pico, de gallo owe.

And Monkee has finessed this meme!

Knock knock
Whos there
Interrupting Infinite Monkey

Interrupting Infinite M-
~~ TYPETYPETYPETYPE!!!!!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Monster
Monster who?
Monster de curry goat before it spoil, dem wanga guts soon come

took me a moment to switch to da Jamaican mon

Me, to Romanian guy, not sure if he knew how knock knock jokes went: "Knock knock?"

Romanian guy: "Who's there?"

Me, figuring his correct response showed that he knew the deal: "The big interrupting cow".

Him: blank stare ... pause ... "is that supposed to be funny?"

:facepalm:

True story. :lol: