Could Jesus have tweeted his sermons?

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That's brilliant.

Jesus could have even started his own social networking sites like Turntheothercheekbook and HisGrace.

Or started his own religion. ;)

And called it "Three's Company." :mg:

I was thinking about how they would use words? "In the beginning was the word but the darkness did not understand it".. would we have a higher understanding of the English language or would everybody speak Hebrew...

I want to see l337 speak in Aramaic.

Stoppe ye camping, noobe!

Dose anyone want ELSE want to start getting in to the Spirit of Christmas or should we just write this off as Mud Day??

Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat, please do put a penny in the old mans hat if you haven't got a penny a hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny then God bless you.

I think the spirit of Christmas is rum 'cause that's what they put in the eggnog.

Chest nuts roasting on an open fire..

and how would this statement be received?? "And then they will know that I am there God". I am not God I don't have the right. If your looking for love the futures out of sight and I just called to say I love you??

aND THATS JUST EYE CANDY.

My God has correct grammar and spelling. ;) :p: