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Spexxvet 10-24-2012 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 835391)
lumberphelia


all da ladies gotz it.
Not Lumberfeelya?

infinite monkey 10-24-2012 02:49 PM
perplexuality: wondering why it's been so goddammed long since you've had any!

jimhelm 10-24-2012 03:26 PM
Lol

ZenGum 10-24-2012 05:44 PM
Ambisextrous.

No longer caring whether you're getting any or not.

BigV 10-24-2012 06:06 PM
no, that's being equally handsome on each side.

Lamplighter 10-25-2012 08:00 AM
donaldtrump

footfootfoot 10-26-2012 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 835603)
Ambisextrous.

No longer caring whether you're getting any or not.
nor knowing whether you are coming or going.

ZenGum 10-26-2012 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 835839)
nor knowing whether you are coming or going.
[skirting danger zone]

Pedepedepedephilia: Love of a certain smart-alec dwellar.

[/sdz]

footfootfoot 10-26-2012 08:13 PM
Nicely navigated, Mr. Christian.

BigV 10-26-2012 08:23 PM
chillosexual--where ya don't sweat the petty things, and you do pet the sweaty things.

jimhelm 10-26-2012 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 835901)
[skirting danger zone]

Pedepedepedephilia: Love of a certain smart-alec dwellar.

[/sdz]
no..... that's sex with 3 kids.

you want podpodpodophelia. it's right here on the next shelf. next to the lotion.

how about blueballochism. that's people who like getting all worked up and horny and heavy petting and dry humping... and then stopping suddenly to enjoy the pain in their throbbing junk as it goes back to it's original turgidity.

ZenGum 10-27-2012 12:21 AM
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:lol:s at your funnies.

Snowmosexual.

As illustrated here:

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Clodfobble 10-27-2012 07:22 AM
CantGetNoBetterosexual: A below-average person who will settle for a below-average partner.

Psychosexual: Crazy eyes means crazy in the sack, too.


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