I'd like to be a constellation. Some random points with a gaseous cluster.
"Look, Big Dipper, Orion, Cassiopea, and over here...the Warch..."
Ah love.

Important Valentine Suggestions ...
 

Floral offerings.

Chocolates. (which do get shared ... keep that in mind. Buy something YOU like too)

Gifts of fine jewelry (bonus points if you also propose or something like that ... at least have something to say that will generate happy tears. You will get SOOO lucky that night, dude)

Ammunition of the appropriate caliber. (this may not work for all the ladies. Offer bullets with caution. You know your audience and know if this will work.) ;)

Re: A bad idea for the holidays
 

"Your star name will be registered IN BOOK FORM with the US Copyright Office!" :rolleyes:

Re: Re: A bad idea for the holidays
 

Oooh ... but the FULL COLOR certificate is SOOO pretty.

(NOTICE TO ANY PROSPECTIVE MATES: This is NOT an appropriate gift. I would rather you make me a card out of construction paper and crayons, especially if those are the only art materials you are allowed in the happy hotel)

Your astronomical sweetheart. It's then followed by the BB weekend. I'm crazy, not stupid! :D