I steamed up my bathroom mirror and saw Jesus. I shaved and saw Yule Brenner. I wiped the mirror and saw an ass.

the face and the cloth
 

OK so I was walking past my friends garage and there was this ladder standing in the middle of the place with a rag draped over one of the steps. From just the right angle it looked exactly like the profile of a man. Amazing.

Then I asked myself "how in the world can I capitalize on this? There are folks out there that will eat this up, especially if I give the rag a little tug and make it look more like Jesus than just any man. I gotta call 911 or Ripley's and have 'em send a rapid response team out and pronto!".

Yep, I needed to get right on that, but I failed. I never reported the obvious visit from beyond, and the result is lost to time.

I DID however find my breaker bar, which the bastard said he'd already returned. A further search yielded two of my Paul Oakenfold CD's and a bottle of cold brew in the fridge.

Spud 'o Christ
 

I remember the one about Jesus' face on a tortilla and there was some guy who saw him in some biscuits at a restaraunt. They put the biscuits on display as I recall.

http://www.bogwomen.com/TheStar/Issue2/spudochrist.htm
This is the link to the famous "Spud 'O Christ" site where He appears on a sliced potatoe in some pub.

Why the link to food, I don't know