You're a Politics thread dropout! Oh wait ... that may demonstrate superior intellect. Dang, I thought I had a good one there for a moment.

You have pudgy hands, and they smell of cabbage.

You're retarded Tony...that's about all I got there.

[British accent]Bloody well bugger off, you sodding wanker![/British accent]

A disappointment to your country, your mother and your dog.

OK Undertoad, the gloves are off, no more fooling around. :eyebrow:

You asked for it, you got it. :rar:

Better be sitting down and maybe have someone standing by just in case this is too much for you to handle. :bawling:

Here it comes, are you reeeeeeeeeadyyyyyyyyyyyyy? :mg:

Your political views lean somewhat further to the right than you are able to consistently defend.

ooof.

Not a bad Brit accent there, old boy. Need to cut off the words 'bugger' and 'wanker' a bit. You Americans always pronounce your 'rrrrrrrs' more than us. We pretty much slip em by unnoticed.

Fucking awesome. I'm gonna remember that and find an oportunity to use it in my life.

Now I'm feelin' it! Do worse!

It pains me to say it Toad, but everybody knows you throw like a girl.

It's a long slide into ignominy when you peak in your twenties.

You. Play. The. Bass. The bass, man, the BASS. For all that is good in this eternity, give up the bass, and play the trout!

Ah, good stuff you guys!

Before the great Graham Chapman died, he went on a college tour and a friend of mine saw his show. Said the first thing he did was to request that the audience insult him, nothing but insults, for the first five minutes. And people were coming up to him and shouting horrible things right to his face.

But then he probably had the problem with audiences loving and glorifying him too much. He was Brian and ironically the college audiences probably treated him like a religious figure. It probably changed the dynamic of the show, to the point where he could just talk to people and take questions.

Tony, you are not Brian... you are a very naughty boy.