The Cellar - Make Your Own Sentence

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- - Make Your Own Sentence (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27552)

Gravdigr

06-21-2012 03:15 PM

I pissed on an old man because I hate my life.

plthijinx

06-21-2012 05:20 PM

me thinks that so far DanaC has the best one.

sorry Grav, even if you did piss into the wind! :p:

(couldn't resist bro!)

footfootfoot

06-21-2012 05:32 PM

5-10 years minus time already served.

orthodoc

06-21-2012 09:57 PM

I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.

... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...

regular.joe

06-22-2012 12:46 AM

I smoked weed with a condom because I have perfect abs.

Wow, this shit is funny!

Glinda

06-22-2012 02:35 PM

Me? I got married with a lesbian because I hate my life. :D

Cyber Wolf

06-22-2012 03:55 PM

I ran naked with a porn star because I'm sexy.

I can deal with that...

plthijinx

06-22-2012 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 816259)

I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.

... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...

that's one lucky bowl of cereal i tell ya!

these are all great!

BigV	06-22-2012 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 816259)

I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.

... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...

let me guess:

Tasty Os.

amirite?

kerosene

06-22-2012 10:44 PM

I killed a robot because that's what I am.

orthodoc

06-22-2012 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 816457)

let me guess:

Tasty Os.

amirite?

Close. Honey Nuts ... ;)

orthodoc

06-22-2012 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 816436)

that's one lucky bowl of cereal i tell ya!

Well, they were Lucky Charms ... what can I say? :rolleyes:

jimhelm

06-23-2012 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kerosene (Post 816477)

I killed a robot because that's what I am.

Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY...tomorrow!

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