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Nirvana 06-09-2012 11:45 AM

Mine is Bloody Vengeance, which sounds like something God had in mind for all women ...monthly :eyebrow:

BrianR 06-09-2012 02:09 PM

Speak for yourself :D

Mine is Evil Spawn.

Sundae 06-09-2012 03:03 PM

Using my full initials, I am Black Hell's Soldier.
Not very me.

be-bop 06-09-2012 03:50 PM

My band would be "Bloody Rage"
I remember reading a poster for a gig a few years ago and it was for a Thrash Metal Festival and one of the bands was called "Bastard Sons of Satan",never heard what they sounded like but was always impressed with the name :D

ZenGum 06-10-2012 06:29 AM

It seems to imply that there are legitimate sons of Satan around. What kind of girl would marry the Prince of Darkness? and who could perform the ceremony?

Sundae 06-10-2012 06:37 AM

Hell is ruled by a triumverate of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Azazel.
One of the others could officiate.

I'd marry him anyway. If'n it would get me a Green Card.

regular.joe 06-11-2012 02:11 AM

INSANE VENGEANCE! Yea, that's my name....don't wear it out.

wolf 06-11-2012 11:18 AM

Holy Temple. Meh.

Fallen, now that's pretty cool all by itself.

John Sellers 06-19-2012 06:56 PM

Forsaken Temple. I like it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...moth-Orion.jpg

orthodoc 06-19-2012 10:01 PM

Forsaken Vengeance. Hmm. Doesn't make much sense. My maiden Heavy Metal Band name would be Forsaken Gods ... better.

Ibby 06-19-2012 10:25 PM

Holy Temple (boring and uh not really metal) or Forsaken Temple (almost as boring) under either of my plausible name combinations. sigh.

John Sellers 06-19-2012 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 815952)
Holy Temple (boring and uh not really metal)

I disagree. Singin' about God and his boy can totally be metal.

footfootfoot 06-20-2012 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 814565)
I'm not sure you got the joke there... That's an american Football star named Michael Vick. The little slash above his head indicates that it is HE who quoth "I'm not comfortable..."

and so on and so forth.

Here's an example of explaining a joke and having it be funny. I like that.


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