I was on the Dean's List. No, not that one, the Dean's other list.

Yeah but ya still gotta pay off that loan....

Maybe I could retake a couple of modules?

Everything in modulation.

I try for that, but ya know...I'm up and down with it.

Sounds bipolar. Get your Stratevarious straightened out.
You'll be fine.

I went to the Finishing School of Life.
I learned the correct amount of paper napkins needed when dining in a McDonalds Restaurant.

Hahahahaaa!

Did you forget what you learned about ketchup packets? Hmm?

Life^2-Death=EternalLifeXB Where B = The Beatitudes Mathew 5.

There's a tear in my beer and I swear it's ever clear..

I learned that ketchup is not considered a correct condiment on an American hotdog.
We covered International Cuisine, see.

Ha!

Funny. ;)

BS - ketchup RULES on a well grilled dog... err dog grilled well ... ;)

Oh I see. It's like the cream on first/ jam on first scone debate.
Well, it was only a correspondence course.