Careful there, Griff, they turn on you at the drop of a hat. She's been pushing this one away since last summer and then suddenly U-turn..... :rolleyes:

Just be cleaning the guns when they come over for meet the parents night. Although, that could backfire, since they are, by definition, country boys. Oh, look how cool lil griff and lil pete's dad is ...

maybe start polishing your handbag and shoe collection? Offer them a try......

My mom once told my boyfriend where the condoms were :/ ..... instant turn off......

The girls can be fickle.

Yep. Gotta recon your victim.

Thank god I don't have girls.

I hope no one's Dad shoots my boys.

Well, if you have boys, you need to worry about what one wang is doing.

When you have a girl, you need to worry about what every wang is doing.