You keep it. I'm not into second hand parts :vomitblu: (unless they are of hobo origin).


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and that's a phrickin' dolfin knife

I've really only ever wanted to be Laura in The Glass Menagerie.

Somehow, not being an actor, I think that is one part I could pull off.

But maybe I am an actor and just don't know it yet.

As I said, I'm holding out for Sally in The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Although the score will have to be completely transposed. I'm an alto.

I burned out early anyway - I got my ideal part at the age of 13 - Blousey Brown in Bugsy Malone (The Henry Floyd production - you probably read about it).

I don't know what my musical theme would be.
Wouldn't It Be Luvverly maybe? The anthem of dreamers everywhere.
Infi gets Brecht but I pretend to be Hepburn :) She had a singing double of course. I'll croak my own way through it but have a face and body double.

I'm closer to Mrs Lovett I guess, but given the amount of cakes I make I can hardly have The Worst Pies in London as my theme!

Oh! Oh! If we're casting Nightmare Before Christmas, can I be Jack? I know all the words and it's right in my range.

I heard that Andrew Lloyd Webber even says that My Fair Lady was the best musical of all time.

And Audrey. Yeah, who doesn't love her?

I can only do non-singing parts though. My voice would make the audience croak.

I'd be really good in A Nightmare on Elm Street.

:lol:

You can be Bottom.

sheldon in 10, 9, 8......

Thank you for sorting her out. She's probably memorized all the wrong lines...

That is an express train to fingerlessness. (note I did not say shortcut as that is another Stanley product)

And you shall receive it in abundance. [/musical drift]

'cause, if baby you're the bottom, I'm the top! [/again with the musical drifiting?]

I'm not into musical theatre. I'm not gay enough to do it as a gay man, but not straight enough to do it without people assuming I am gay. Awkward misunderstandings are inevitable. :)


But that dolphin knife is AWESOME. WANT.

Waiting for Guffman?

Why do I even come here?-

Foot has clitoris envy.