I don't get it. Why would someone intentionally have children?

I've been asking myself that a lot lately.

the liquor makes it hard to remember.

As a sacrifice to cleanse the sins of the world?

Licker? It takes more than that!

Liquor in the front.
Poker in the rear.










:bolt:

That won't make any kids :thumb:

Liquor=children...liquor=children....

hard to say.

I had my first kid because I was clean and sober.

I had my second kid because we drank all the tequila in the bar.

I don't know what kind of conclusions to make from that data.

Which kid came out better?

The liquored up one just slid right out? ;)

Cigarettes and booze are prescribed for pregnant women, it reduces the birth weight of the baby and makes for an easier delivery

Define "better"

:p:

I hesitate to define that.

Me, too.

Kids are weird. Technically speaking, I have two first borns as they both are the one and only child of two different guys.

They are both the only male flag-bearer for their papas last names.

eta: anyway, I think I'm going to do the sensible and responsible thing and see which one is best based on how many dream vacations they take me on.

So far its a tie then?