it was a *frozen* bloody booger?

Well I was so drunk I threw up inside the train. LOLz

Puke in a Train ?? Phh !!!
try filling a friends suit case with puke ( and yes he's still a friend)

semper fidelis?

A whole new meaning

I've voted in several public places, disgusting.

Shat.

fargon? awesome! had me lolling well hell i still am!

last night before the TSO concert, i park my violated truck and turn around to see where paul is, my roommate, he's freaking pissing! in the parking lot no less! i said "dude! WTF?" his answer? "hey you have your prostate removed and a catheter for 3 weeks after and see how you hold it in!"




nuff said.

At least he got out of the truck!

true dat!

a few years ago in a bar mitva: i was on some meds the army doc got me on for a skin problem that apearently distrupted the functioning of the liver, according to a warning on the meds which i didn't go through the trouble of reading. as a result my alcohol tolerance was a lot lower then what i knew it to be... and i mean a lot. after a few drinks i lost all consciousness and woke up in an ambulance. according to family lore i both vomited and peed myself while attempting to dance with a full dinner plate in my hand before i dropped dead. i have not yet seen any evidance to that affect and am quite disapointed by that.

Now that'd be a home video worth watching lol