I don't like the monads that can't move. They use all the monad carts at the Wal-mart, and park like they're the queen.

And when that guy said "Your mother wears army boots and your dad is an amoeba" it was a completely untrue insult.

:lol:

I mean

:bolt:

Green smelly bugs are never invited to parties, but they make their presence known.

Paramecia have cilliae, and look like they're moving hasted than they really are. You know, like a Lambourghini Countache.

What is your favorite single-celled orgasm?

... tmi warning.























the vasectomy reduced the volume noticeably, hopefully to below single cell levels. It's been great!

Is that like a horizontal landing strip?

I couldn't help but notice that Rick Santorum wasn't included in this poll.

monster's was funnier.

As a "for reals" answer, I gotta go with V. Yeast - necessary for bread, cinnamon rolls, and beer. That beats cilia any day.

Your father was an amoeba, and your mother smells of growth medium. I ferment in your general direction.

you damn her with faint praise, mine wasn't funny at all, though her's is.





her joke, that is.

I guess I killed two birds with one stone.

I am unable to come up with any smart ass pun or wisecrack on this topic.


Seriously, I've tried.

I'm worried. I should go to the doctor.

just ask the mirror

Maybe you've come down with a bug. Yeast infections are the worst. :cool: