Well at least if he has a hint that all the Cellar ladies are visiting him at Christmas, there's less of a chance of accidental shooting.

Oo-er.

I posted something to Sarge on Saturday.
Told him so.
I'm just crossing fingers it arrives in time as it includes my Christmas card.
Told him that too.

So not a real surprise, I just want him to keep checking his PO Box.
My experience is, he is not very good at that.

When did you get my Valentine, Sarge? March?

Tut tut, Sarge!