"Never name the well you won't drink from"

I had a well. I named him Bob. Was that wrong?

Did you drink from him?

For yummeh plus, add parmesan cheese.

Can I just leave out the cauliflower at this point?

Tangent - the media get excited about bad spelling in today's schools.
From being a child up until now, market traders write collies, coli's, colleys (and the rest) on their signs for cauliflowers. Maybe the kids of today should just go and work in large supermarket chains where the spelling is done for them.

snort

[I used to work in Asda which is an offshoot of Walmart]

Did anyone notice how Bri just breezed over my comment about hot monkey sex?

I was woundering about that

She'll be posting something special in the morning dream thread tomorrow, just you wait and see.

I assume monkey sex like a monkey bath?
(a too-hot bath that makes you go ooh!aah!ooh!aah! like a monkey)

And what if your partner makes a noise like an ape instead?
Does that invalidate it?

monkey bath (a too-hot bath that makes you go ooh!aah!ooh!aah! like a monkey)

Ok theres a new one