"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality." Bah, humbug! One universe's imaginary is another universe's reality. I see them all through The Amazing Polymultiuniversal Technicolor Wormhole in my profile. Peek-a-boo!

I'll have something funny to say about this tomorrow.


If you're lucky.

So that's why my life doesn't make sense. It's just a figment of someone's imagination. Whew.

Well, I'm sorry you had to find out this way. But it was bound to happen sooner or later. No, Virginia, there really isn't a Santa Claus.

At least now Everything is Illuminated.

Pshaw.

I always knew it.


You imaginary guys are nerds.



eta - I had to google gruppenfuher. Nice use of the German, footy.

This is more true than we admit.

We all construct our realities based on our imaginings of what other people mean to us.

Jim DeGrasse-Helm just blew my fucking mind.

There are those who think ghosts are imaginary.

I can assure you, VISA is not among them...

Thank you, come again.

I'll be in raptures.

Always with the second coming promises, never with the second coming. You should be more like your cousing Ishmael. He's a schlepper, but an honest schlepper. When he says he'll schlepp, he schelpps. You could learn from him.

this is like that tree falling in the woods question ,
or the concept that Nothing exists the we dont view

We're all in the Matrix!

Zippyt, the philosophical dark horse. It's the upcoming surgery that's getting you all metaphysical isn't it?

Good luck.

What if we save Gepetto and Jiminy? Then will we be turned into real live boys and girls?

Dear Mr. Foots,

As your sock puppet, I request that you imagine that I win PowerBall.

I'm not sorry about ur gruppenfuher