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infinite monkey 10-17-2011 09:45 AM

We get by with a little help from our fiends. ;)

Big Sarge 10-17-2011 01:16 PM

Lordy. It looks like 2/3 of y'all would just stand back and let your family be raped/murdered. Tsk, Tsk.

Remember: "A country boy will survive...."

HungLikeJesus 10-17-2011 01:23 PM

Hang on - is it a terrorist or a rapist?

I've lost the plot again.

infinite monkey 10-17-2011 01:27 PM

That's why we're not so concerned whether the country boys survive or not. They're so confusing!

Big Sarge 10-17-2011 01:28 PM

Really is a terrorist. Just an expression we use of a rapist/murdering sob. Some of the Mississippi slips out when I type

Pete Zicato 10-17-2011 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 764277)
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,

If I have to shoot the man, then you and the boys in blue (and the fbi and the cia) have not been doing your/their job. I shouldn't have to carry a gun.

In the mean time, I and my family will avoid deserted streets.

Spexxvet 10-17-2011 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 764436)
Just an expression we use of a rapist/murdering sob.

Oh, a klan member...

footfootfoot 10-17-2011 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 764432)
Hang on - is it a terrorist or a rapist?

I've lost the plot again.

If you are afraid of rapists, then the terrorists have won. Now, let me tell YOU something Pendejo...


Big Sarge 10-17-2011 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 764453)
Oh, a klan member...

Ouch buddy. That's "akin" to using the "n-word" in these parts. Plus I doubt if the Klan accepts that many Jews

Spexxvet 10-17-2011 04:32 PM

I meant the rapist/murdering sob is a klan member, not you.

TheMercenary 10-20-2011 08:56 PM

Ducks Unlimited.

infinite monkey 10-21-2011 09:20 AM

My best friend in college, a "faculty brat" whose father was a biology professor (Dr Dad, to me)...well, her dad was in Ducks Unlimited and when I first heard of it I thought it sounded so funny.

Like The Last of the Mohicans. "Hey, that wasn't the last of the mohicans. Look at all the Mohicans. It's Mohicans galore." (paraphrasing from Second City TV...it's supposed to be in this video but it's long and I don't want to watch it all right now):



Or: we're lousy with mohicans around here.

:lol:

zippyt 10-21-2011 03:35 PM

Hang on - is it a terrorist or a rapist?

This dude ,


Boom head shot , no question at ALL !!

classicman 10-21-2011 10:45 PM

WOW!

morethanpretty 10-21-2011 10:53 PM

I need a transcript...all I understood was "motherfucker."
I don't see that as a reason to need a gun, but a better police force.


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