In this most recent case, Retired professor of pathology Mike Green said "he doubted explanations centred on divine intervention.

'I think if the heavens were striking in cases of spontaneous combustion then there would be a lot more cases. I go for the practical, the mundane explanation,' he said."

Depraved childhood, darling, depraved.

Which part?

Come on, cellar.

You insensitive bastards, my grandmother spontaneously combusted on 9/11.


What, no recipe?

I've heard that spontaneous combustion is primarily due to people not using shampoo.

Meals - Ready to Eat.

Made me laugh.

I guess the oil could build up and then you think too hard and your brain overheats and WHOOF!!!